Who Let The Queers Out!?!?!?

These comments were taken from the previous post.


Anonymous said...
It is clear that you are not comfortable with your sexuality. This basically means that you are not gay because you love women, but you are not gay because you are afraid that you will enjoy it too much when in the presence of other men. (YOU CANNOT TRUST YOURSELF). Soca brings males and females together, it is very sad that you can only focus on the male. I for one am very happy that you & your kind do not participate in such events. Here is a resolution for you in 2006 have a mature relationship with a WOMAN not a GIRL, experience adult entertainment, and then and only then will you have the right to comment on activities involving women. Enjoy the company of you pen & paper, who am I to judge you if that is all you have to bring you joy. ☺
5:18 PM
Anonymous said...
This is your opinion, and i am glad tha its an opnion and not fact....
5:26 PM
Anonymous said...
UNEDUCATED & MISINFORMED FINDING.
5:27 PM
Anonymous said...
It sounds like you were with a women, you enjoyed it, then you found out it was a man. Dont hate us all for your mistake, seek theorpy...
5:30 PM
Anonymous said...
You sound like a small dicked insecure young man who is constanly losing his women to men you dance soca. Most likely this is beacuse they are using there Waistline' s more effeciently. Dont wory, there is hope for you...if you cant use your waist then you need to use your FACE...Dont hate the PLAYER hate the GAME....
5:35 PM
Anonymous said...
SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE YOU RAPED ?.....wussa, wusaalet the Healing begin
5:49 PM
Anonymous said...
You sound like a GAY teenager in denial
5:57 PM



N.B. Effects of too much T.V. Soca & Gay Porn....

Carnival

Never really been a fan of soca, but alas its that time of year where women dress down and i mean way down and jump up and down in the streets. Unfortunately so do some men. Whether its an excuse to wine out other peoples women or jus that they're just plain gay the thought disaturbs me greatly. I wonder if its only the intelligent few realise the fagotty undertones that are soon to be just as loud as the sound systems playing the international battyman music.

lets break it down a bit....
A few years ago they decided to merge soca and reggae and cleverly refering to it as "SO-GAE". All I have to say is YES IT IS!!!

Then there's the BACH-ANAL. Sepearate and apart from the obvious, this word originates from the worship of the greek god Bacchhus who as you can see from the picture is obviously queer.


Now I love seeing women "gettin on bad" and enjoying themselves, but i also have to be aware that in these days and times the "women" might actually be that "chick" from The Crying Game. So gents, a word to the wise, if ya'll decide to partake in the pagan festivities please to ensure you hand check all necessary body parts of what is supposed to be the opposite sex to ensure you dont become a victim of the "I thought you knew" dilema.

Who Get Water From Hermitage?

THE BODY of 19-year-old Benton Barnes was recovered yesterday afternoon from the Hermitage Dam in St. Andrew, three days after he drowned there.
Howard Newell, water production manager at the NWC, yesterday assured the public that the body would not affect the quality of water. He also emphasised that "individuals should stay away from the dam, as it is a prohibited area". According to Mr. Newell, all sporting activity, including swimming, was forbidden. He admitted though that NWC did not have the resources to patrol the dam.
Mr. Newell yesterday said the company had a thorough purification process and analysed samples every hour.


*If unnu si some wierd shit floating in your glass of water... think nothing of it... probably jus decaying flesh...

Jamerica?!?!?!

Jus catching up on the news on saw this article in the gleaner (http://www.jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20060215/lead/lead1.html) about the probability of decriminalising homosexuality in Jamaica. This has been in debate for a looong time now and with the current trends in global policies you cant help but to wonder if this might come to pass.

We see in the States where they've pretty much cut out stuff like devotions and religious practises and even religious clothing in schools. We seem to be losing the moral fibre and our "shit stinks to high heaven" (Shaq The M.C.).

Soon we'll be singing "land of the queers and home of the slaves".


Jamerica land we love?

How They Found Bun Man

BUN MAN DEH PON HI5!!!

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Pan Chicken

From Red Hills Rd to Manor Park to Northside Plaza, pan chicken is the food of choice for all session goers. Smoked to perfection and seasoned to the bone its like a delicacy especially to those who have been away for a while.

But i have 1 question.... WHERE THE HELL DO THEY GET THAT CHICKEN FROM???

And where the hell do they store it?

No matter what time or how many people are there, chicken always enough for everybody. Then i notice that everywhere in jamaica you go you bound to find stray animals. Not just chickens either. So how come none of these animals hang out at the pan chicken man? An food a cook...

Nah sah... unnu caan trick me!! Some pan dog an rat dem give the people dem fi eat.

But hey.. it sure hits the spot after a night of drinking and partying.

Bon Appetit

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.