Quote of the day

Good ol' Yosemite aka George W. Does it again with this one. "I meant to put that on my list of important things to do. Thanks for reminding me."


Press conference following elections & Rumsfeld resignation.

Lack of Follow up stories.

I have a number of problems with Jamaican media. One of which is the lack of follow up stories.
We get the latest shooting report but never yet get the aftermath.

America is now celebrating their disaster periodand the televisions are plastered with "Katrina - One year later" and "Footsteps of bin Laden". Our media is even covering this stuff. So why aren't we doing follow up stories on our dirt.

Like that time I got arresetd for weed in Sav. I wanna know what happened to the guy that was there 4 months already for stealing mangoes.
I wanna hear more stories about the 17 yr pregnant shotta that has communtites in complete & utter fear.
Whats going on with the "Dutty Deacon Child porno/ rape Videos"?
Whens he gonna hang?


Ye definately need some shows dedicated to that sort of stuff. Real investigative shit. Can put it in the space of that highly intellectual show Bikini Beach.

A.A

An Idea For The Next J'can Reality Show....

Anyone ever seen the Crime Stop announcements that come on from time to time. I just saw one and thought to myself

"Wouldn't it be great if they made this into an actual series with case updates & interrogation scenes. "

I mean think about it for a second. A J'can C.O.P.S. How funny would it be to follow Jamaica's finest on their daily activities of accepting bribes and drinking on the job. You just see the camera focus on them as they leave the bars.


Theme song should also be Baby Cham's Babylon Bwoy...

Adventures Of Unemployed Guy

So ever since Monday I've been officially unemployed and although "nuh funds nah run" I must say it feels extremely satisfying to be home. Monday I spent the day driving around Kingston with Angry Bob looking for shit to do. We quickly realised in order to stay sane in this city is to take the occasional road trip. No plans. Jus drive. So with an Australian national as our guide in our own country, we set out to St. Thomas in search of getaway where it would jus be us. The pic you see is where we ended up. I couldn't even begin to describe the journey which included a 10 - 15 min hike on a cliff side and a brave dog rescue by yours truly. But just a small reminder that all hope is not lost in this wasteland we call home. One important reminder however is that it was a foreigner that showed us this place. We really never get to see this place the way some tourists do.

Chef Gone!!!!

The beloved Chef from Comedy Central's South Park is no longer with us. The character has been killed. Isaac Hayes played the voice of the advisor to the South Park kids and has decided not to be a part of the show anymore because of a recent episode in which they made fun of Scientology. Hayes is a disciple of this cult and the little aliens told him that being insensitive to religion could result in anal probing.

Blog Update

For the inquiring minds wondering whats up with the lack of posts.... see blog title

Quote Of The Week

Progression is for losers who don't realize the good of laziness... Rozanne Rudd

Quick Question

if yu knock out a rasta... is he still concious??