Saw This One Coming

For years we've watched in anticipation as this idiot harasses the daily commute of the animal kingdom. We all said it. "This fucka soon get himself eaten yu nuh."

Well a croc (being molested by Steve and Wife in above picture) devoured his beloved Sue (dog) in an attempt to get him. The said croc then waited a few years, cleverly disguised himself as a stingray therefore allowing the Croc Hunter to drop his defences, because everbody knows that stingrays are harmless.

Then when he least expected it stabbed him in the heart with the butterfly knife he recently purchased from a higgler in Half Way Tree. He put it in the "tail" part of his disguise.

We here at Writers Block would like to give a "Props To Crocs" Award to the sneaky bastard that got him.

As for irwin. Give tanx for years of wierdness. You truly were an Anthony Allerdyce favourite.

Rest In Peace you crazy motherfucker.