Cow Itch Invasion!!!

Now for the past week I've been thinking I must be losing my mind. I've ben itching like crazy, and yes I do bathe thoroughly & often. So here I am thinking that all the shit I've ever done to people, animals or places have finally caught up with me. Maybe there is some truth to that sins biting you myth, but if that was so i'm sure i would of been dead within the first 5 mins. of the epidemic.

But I mean some serious itching. Thought I had leprasy or some shit. My eye lash itched. Now I couldn't tell anybody seeing as how my family already believes that I'm a few cards short of full deck so this would only confirm my admission to Bellvue. (I've heard them whisper "All we need is two signatures yu nuh, jus two and we get rid of him").

So i go on a cleaning spree. It must be something in my room thats causing this. I clean, I wash, I scrub, I disinfect... nothing. I cant take it anymore. I gotta tell somebody.

"I cant stop itching!!"

Aunty "Guh Bade. Nasty yu nasty!"

"I've taken like 8 showers in the past 12 hours. That cant be healthy."

"A joke, is cow itch a blow in the wind."

Now here I am thinking about every questionable piece of ass i've had in the past 2 yrs, only to realise that its on of those "only in jamaica" phenomenons. Cow itch pollen seems to be jus floating in the air. Yep jus that simple. Just floating around and landing on eveything and everyone. All those baths only made it worse cause the little friggers found there way to my towel & rag.

Now while I am comforted to know that my sanity remains in tact, I'm now known for scratchin uncontrollably in public. So yes I'm now perceived as a nasty raas. But guys I swear... It was the cow itch!!